And it'll probably make lotsa money, too.

First impression (and second, and third) of the trailer for Underworld:

"Vampire: the Matrix"

More Underworld goofing

SELENE: "Michael, Michael - wherefore art thou Michael?
A rose on green marble would smell as sweet.
Deny thy pack and refuse thy tribe,
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
And I'll no longer be a Morpheus.*"

(* founder of a bloodline of stylishly ass-kicking vampires in black leather and utterly unnecessary sunglasses)