high crimes

[me in chat just now]

"Not MeDUUsa, it's MeduSAA."
I made a Potter joke in 2018, someone kill me.
(Then again, so did everyone involved with "Fantastic Beasts" *rimshot*)

Be not afraid!

(seen on a forum today)

"____ had the face of an angel: shaped like a wheel, on fire, with too many eyes."