the Mondale Effect

[poster T] Did I imagine this? Did I get Berenstein Bear'd?
[poster P] Do you mean the Derenstien Deer?
[poster T] How dare you, when I've reached my lowest point?
[poster T] Also I'm proud of you.

[poster S] Are you sure you aren't thinking about (other thing)?
[poster T] I am sure of nothing. I'm not even sure we're having this conversation.
[poster M] What conversation? Are you talking to someone? There's nobody there.