Responsible or neglectful pet owner? the debate continues to this day

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• God built a specialized enclosure for the first human (Gen. 2:8-15)
  
• God then got concerned about the first human’s well-being and tried to provide the first human with enrichment (Gen. 2:18-20)
  
• God finally gave up and brought home a second human to keep the first one company (Gen. 2:21-22)
  
• The humans got into the food that they weren’t supposed to have while God was out (Gen. 3:6)
  
• God came back to find the humans covered in leaves and trying to avoid God (Gen. 3:7-8)
  
• God decided that since the humans couldn’t be trusted not to break into the food it was better to send them outside (Gen. 3:22-23)
  

Conclusion: We are all God's outdoor cats.

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