Look at it this way...

[cmdr_zoom]

"You could be on fire."

Comments

[twoflower.livejournal.com]

You raise a valid point.

[pyromaniac-ks.livejournal.com]

And then the ninjas wouldn't be able to get you.

[z-gryphon.livejournal.com]

"My nose could be gushing blood!"