"Otakuthulu"
Jun. 1st, 2008 09:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cmdr_zoomA friend of mine saw a character by this name in CoV tonight, and my mind's eye suddenly beheld a terrible vision...
Yea I beheld it, a vast and shapeless bulk of pale batrachian flesh, ill-covered by a faded con T-shirt; foul and festering it was, surrounded by a terrible miasma; endowed with long apelike arms but no visible legs or feet; the whole so horrible and unearthly that to gaze upon it was to feel sanity begin to slip away like grains of sand through one's fingers.
And I have not yet described its many tentacles of a disturbingly phallic aspect; nor its twisted attendants, unclean mixtures of human and feline blood, who danced about it and shrilled in some alien tongue, "tekka-li-li-chan!"
It is too late for me now. Fly! Save yourself from the horror, if you can!
Yea I beheld it, a vast and shapeless bulk of pale batrachian flesh, ill-covered by a faded con T-shirt; foul and festering it was, surrounded by a terrible miasma; endowed with long apelike arms but no visible legs or feet; the whole so horrible and unearthly that to gaze upon it was to feel sanity begin to slip away like grains of sand through one's fingers.
And I have not yet described its many tentacles of a disturbingly phallic aspect; nor its twisted attendants, unclean mixtures of human and feline blood, who danced about it and shrilled in some alien tongue, "tekka-li-li-chan!"
It is too late for me now. Fly! Save yourself from the horror, if you can!
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