Frank Miller's Star Wars!

[cmdr_zoom]

In which Han Solo and his huge, shaggy "partner" show whiny young Luke how to be a Real Man, while romancing hot-and-cold bitch-tease Leia and putting her in her place. Meanwhile, old, wise, and stone-cold Jedi hitman Obi-Wan Kenobi kills a [censored] lot of mother[censored]s who had it [censored] coming.


(horror-inducing link courtesy of cleolinda. Yeah, so it's not really Star Wars. Maybe it'll be the Goddamn Buck Rogers or something.)

Comments

[z-gryphon.livejournal.com]

"What are you, deaf? Are you retarded or something? Who do you think I am? I'm Flash fucking Gordon."

[cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com]

I thought of that, but I think the increasingly misnamed Sci-Fi Channel already did that.

[z-gryphon.livejournal.com]

Their Flash Gordon wasn't hilariously mischaracterized like All-Star The Goddamn Batman; it was just not entertaining.

[pyromaniac-ks.livejournal.com]

It was established through careful scientific analysis by my flatmates and I back in university that Buck Rogers is the manliest man who ever lived (although the Lord Byron faction lobbied heavily for equal status). This lead directly to our establishing the millibuck as an objective measure of manliness.

Han Solo rates at least 800 millibucks.