"Why aren't you buffing?"

[cmdr_zoom]

(inspired by a forum post)


"You're in a raid..."
"Which one?"
"What?"
"Which raid?"
"It doesn't matter, it's just hypothetical."
"But why would I be there?"
"Maybe you need drops, or merits. Who knows? You're in a raid, and the tank goes down. You see him lying on his back, waving his arms and legs as he tries to get up, but he can't. Not without your help. But you're not buffing. Why aren't you buffing?"
"What do you mean, I'm not buffing?!"

Comments

[gwyd.livejournal.com]

Are you a replicant?

[cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com]

Now, now, you're not supposed to ask straight out. You have to set up the freaky lie detector and follow the list of questions that are designed to produce "an emotional response."

[meagenimage.livejournal.com]

There was probably a parody somewhere that had the test just be "Are you a replicant?" "No?" "Okay, you're free to go."

[cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com]

I did see a parody that had a bunch of questions ending with "Favorite drink?" "40 weight! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motor_oil)"
In that case, it was the hapless just-revealed replicant that got blown away.