"Hollywood Plain"
Aug. 15th, 2003 05:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
The upcoming TV movie See Jane Date asks us to believe that a single woman who looks like Charisma Carpenter does not have men climbing over each other to ask her out. Only in the movies, folks. (Then again, she used to be on a show which asked us to believe that Alyson Hannigan was cute and geeky rather than incredibly hot.)
This is closely related to those makeover scenes where the actress takes off her ugly glasses, gets a new hairstyle, and is transformed into... well, a beautiful actress. Alchemists used to pull this scam back in the Middle Ages, by painting gold to look like lead and then miraculously washing away the base metal before their rapt audience.
In other news (with a nod to
slarti):
The Very Secret Diary of Kelly's Reverse DNS, Day 10
Still not fixed.
Wah. I want my (outgoing) email and FTP to work again.
This is closely related to those makeover scenes where the actress takes off her ugly glasses, gets a new hairstyle, and is transformed into... well, a beautiful actress. Alchemists used to pull this scam back in the Middle Ages, by painting gold to look like lead and then miraculously washing away the base metal before their rapt audience.
In other news (with a nod to
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
The Very Secret Diary of Kelly's Reverse DNS, Day 10
Still not fixed.
Wah. I want my (outgoing) email and FTP to work again.