Things not to say in your Stargate: SG-1(3) game:

"Man, I hope that [huge energy blast landing on our position as we're diving through the gate] doesn't make the wormhole jump to some other planet."

I was the one who said it, then realized my mistake, as biomekanic got a gleam in his eye and the other players threw things at me.

Guilty as charged

According to z_gryphon:

"If you grew up in the 1980s, you were a John Cusack fan. You had no choice."

It's true.